Sorry to interrupt, folks, but this has got to be the STRANGEST thread I've ever seen! Covers everything from Yak assholes to decoder rings to testicular atrophy. Are you people MAD? Have you considered what this does to a relative newcomer (no pun intended) like myself? I've already considered trying to write a Goddam SONG about this thread, only I can't find anything that rhymes with Bipolar. Should I finger pick such a song, or just use a beer bottle cap? The only thing that really surprises me is that no one has already offered up such a song. I've also looked at the MUDCAT FBI thread, and it's almost as bad. In fact, these were the first two threads that I looked at tonight! And what does that say about ME? Can the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed help?