Thanks, espan. I hear some small differences, though:

In verse 3
A woman delete: waspassin' by
Seeing the mutton there lay
Caught up delete: themutton and platter
And with it she ran away

In verse 5
The neighbours came flocking in
There wasn't if just a commotion
With washbutton most of his kin
All aiming to get at the lotion
They pulled the old barrel about
And pulled the spigot out too