Amanda Sue, where are you going?
Down the hall, to take a bath
Amanda Sue, with legs like toothpicks
And a neck like a giraffe
Amanda Sue stepped into the tub
Amanda Sue pulled out the plug
Oh my goodness, oh my soul
There goes Amanda down the hole!
Amanda Sue?
Amanda Sue?
Where the heck are you!
Amanda Sue slipped on the soap
And then her leg was surely broke!
Amanda Sue saw a nurse
Then I asked for my purse
I opened it up and what I saw
Was a ticket to the mall
When the docter finally came
I Bowed my head in shame
He asked me how it got broke
I slipped on a bar of soap!
I went upstairs to take a bath
And well you do the math!