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Thread #2915   Message #1917608
Posted By: GUEST,Bill
23-Dec-06 - 03:16 PM
Thread Name: Military Jodies?
Subject: RE: Military Jodies?
I remember the "Ole king Cole" cadence as well. (circa '75, Ft. Puke, Lousyanna)

Also:
The prettiest girl,
I ever saw
was drinking bourbon
through a straw.

I walked right up,
said "How do you do"?
She said "I'm fine,
And how are you"?

I placed my hand,
upon her thigh,
she said "Young man,
you're way to high".

I moved my hand
up to her twat,
she said "Young man,
you're making me hot".

I picked her up,
I laid her down,
her long blonde hair
lay all around.

I put it in,
I pulled it out,
it felt so good,
I had to shout!

The wedding was
a formal one,
her daddy had
a white shotgun.

And now I've got
a mother-in-law
and 14 kids,
who call me Pa.

Or when we were marching around post (with all of the cadres families around):

See that girl all dressed in red?
Honey, honey,
She makes a livin' in her bed,
Babe, babe
See that girl all dressed in red,
She makes a livin' in her bed,
Honey, oh babe, of mine,
Give me your left, your right, your left, hey!

See that girl all dressed in black,
Honey, honey,
She makes a livin' on her back,
Babe, babe
See that girl all dressed in black,
She makes a livin' on her back,
Honey, oh babe, of mine,
Give me your left, your right, your left, hey!

(other verses similar to above)

See that girl all dressed in green,
she'll go down like a submarine...

See that girl all dressed in blue,
husband don't know it, but we all do....

See that girl all dressed in yella,
She'll make out with any ole fella....