Perusssing your guessssesss isss ssso much fun! A lisssp?? That'sss hilariousssss!! Thisss all ssstarted when I wasss told I wasss SRS's SS, which sssounded to me like sssusurrusssss. It is a fortuitousss coincssidencssse that my sssobriquet happensss to have that cssertain sssomething in it likewissse. Ah, but what ssseems to be sssimilar may not be! Don't let the ssssound decssseive you ...ho hisss ho...

Sssstilly, your presssie hasss been ssssent. It'sss all up to thossse Ssssanta'sss helperssss at the USsss Posssst Officssse now.

I sssincsserely apologissse for my tardinessss. Ssssanta had ssssome trouble getting the Sssssuperglue to ssstick to one of your giftssss.

Your pressssie may not ssssurfacssse ssspeedily, but ressst assssssured that it ssstill containsss my bessst wissshesss for a sssprightly, merry Chrissstmassss and a posssitively Sssaturnalian ssseason.

You may desssire exsssplanation of sssome of your pressssie'sss contentsss, which I will be mossst pleasssed to sssupply here or by Private Messssage asss necssessssary, oncssse I am unmassssked. Then I can ssstop sssearching for sssynonymssss with sss's on the thesssaurusssss webssssite!

Ssssincssserely,
SssRSss'sss SSsssssssss