thatbrings to mind the old camp song
(a-kin to "gobs and gobs of green greasy gopher guts")

Granny's in the cellar
(Lordy, Lordy, can't you smell her)
bakin' biscuits on here darned old dirty stove
(dirty stove)
in her eye there is some matter
that keeps drippin' in the batter
and she whistles as a "*sniff" (sound effect)
runs down her nose, down her nose, down her nose,
down her nose, down her nose, down her nose
and she whistles as a "*sniff" (sound effect)
runs down her nose.