Hi, Bert! Great thread! (And may I say to the rest of the group, who are most likely unfamiliar with Route 202, that it is a nightmare-highway well worth writing about! But I have not done so... yet...)

Just a few of the anythings I've written about are...

Bobbing for apples
C.R.S.
Gepetto
The fish of procrastination (i.e. the Shoulda-woulda-cuda)
Butterfly ballots
How fat I am
The Vietnam War memorial in Washington DC
Inflatable lawn ornaments
A cat who breaks up a marriage
The Bible's origins in myths
How I hate choruses