Not going into details here, but if you have a semi-low cut bathing suit with wimpy or no straps, do not, I repeat, DO NOT do your best dive (with hight, graceful arc) off the diving board. (And if you do, make sure your suit's still on while you're down at the bottom of the pool.) Likewise, when trying to learn how to water ski, never fall ass first. The water and bathing suit tend to forcefully migrate places they have no business being. (No one else knew what happened, but I was still embarrased.) Oh, and this didn't happen to me, but a friend once lost her "feminine hygiene product" on a dance floor...