Porcupines injured by falling from branches;
Water consumption by toilets and ranches;
Sloths whose coarse fur wears away sloth moth wings --
These are a few of my song topic things.

Socks that Goodwill may find hard to recycle;
Nogies Creek bullfrogs (recorded by Michael);
Circuits that pick up the phone when it rings --
These are a few of my song topic things.

Toads that cross roads though endangered by lorries;
Widow and knight from Boccaccio's stories;
Slow loris sex, where the male hangs and clings --
These are a few of my song topic things.

Nobel prize winners who studied the quantum;
Bread-baking lessons, for those who might want 'em;
Why one should sit on a chair when one sings --
These are a few of my song topic things.

Dung beetles sent to eat shit in Australia;
Webmasters' jargon and paraphenalia;
Folks who use condoms when having short flings --
These are a few of my song topic things.

Starfish described in a 5/4 march meter;
Lions'-den Daniel, that great lentil eater;
Jews speaking Greek under Syrian kings --
These are a few of my song topic things.

Earthworm sex characterized with precision;
How the moon formed in a giant collision,
Bringing us solstices, autumns, and springs --
These are a few of my song topic things;

    Tools to look inside the colon;
    Barley-based strong drink --
    If you want to browse through my song topic things,
    You're welcome to click this link:
    http://www.thrinberry-frog.com/SongSheets.htm