[peering over the top of magenta granny glasses and adjusting headband] Alright, I'm Agent 33 1/3 from the secret organization "People in Tye-Dye." We're so secret, WE don't even know we exist. We're here to keep tabs on refugees from the 60s and 70s. You know, make sure they don't cause trouble infecting modern civilization with their ideas about peace and love and passive demonstration. We've been doing a damn fine job, if you ask me. I'm keeping my eye on this place - there's too much music and camraderie here for it to be anything but a plot...