Randolph the bowlegged cowboy
had two very shiny guns
and if you ever saw them you would turn around and run
all of the other cowboys used to laugh and call him names
they wouldn't let poor Randolph join in any poker games
then one foggy Christmas eve the sheriff came to say
Randolph with your guns so bright won't you lead my posse tonite
Then how the cowgirls loved him
and they shouted out with glee
Randolph the bowlegged cowboy you'll go down in history.