The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1918553
Posted By: Ebbie
25-Dec-06 - 04:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Good lord. A couple hundred dollars for a Christmas tree? I have never lived where I couldn't gather my own tree if I wished.

Sage lives in Texas though-

My nephew was living in Amarillo and one day he called me here in Juneau. I asked him what it was like there in Texas and he said, Just a minute. I'll take the phone and go to the window.

A moment later he said, OK. I can see about 7 miles and there is ONE tree.

Impressed, I said, Whoa. You better hope no one goes crazy with a chainsaw.

Right, he said. Or there goes my view.