The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #97307 Message #1918685
Posted By: Rapparee
25-Dec-06 - 11:36 AM
Thread Name: BS: Santa's Grotty Tavern 2006
Subject: RE: BS: Santa's Grotty Tavern 2006
He puts away the trumpet after the last, quiet, rendition of "Stille Nacht". The tree reaches to the roofbeams and is bedecked with lights, candies, ornaments and, here and there, thongs. The floor is sparkling clean, the glasses washed, and the horse and the squid are snoring gently wrapped in each other's appendages. A faint waft of Fresh Lemon Scent wafts from the toilets, indicating their cleanliness.
He seems one last very pissed-off elf exit by the cat door, muttering under his or her breath "Merry Christmas mine arse! You'd think they's clean up after themse...."
And he thinks, Yes, A Merry, Joy-filled, Peaceful Christmas/Hannukah/Solstice/Kwanzaa/Etcetera One and All.