I always knew squirrels could predict the future. I remember one time, playing poker with some guys outside the Legion Hovel, and a squirrel came running through the group. It stopped, looked at Lonesome Louie's hand, and chittered.

Sure enough, Louie snatched that squirrel and flung it about 200 yards. And you know what? Louie did NOT fill that inside straight, dropped about $2.52, and went home a much wiser man. Of course, when his wife found out he'd blown the rent money in a poker game he became a much sadder man, too.

So yeah, squirrels can predict the future.