"The only reason I'd ever take something to the Road Show would be to find out what it is, how old, and where it came from. NOT what it's worth."

Shambles went to one of the Antique Road Shows and exposed himself. The appraiser did give it a good look however and said, "The color and tiny size would indicate white, anglo-saxon, protestant roots......and very, very,small roots at that! It looks pretty sad and flacid so it probably is well over a hundred years old.......and to be completely truthful it appears to be totally worthless."

Sounded right to me...........

Spaw