The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #97457 Message #1919584
Posted By: Peace
26-Dec-06 - 09:18 PM
Thread Name: You can write songs about anything
Subject: RE: You can write songs about anything
"Sixteen Thousand and Eight Legs"
She was just a harmless little gal Eight legs and a tummy swell Few days later and her kids did dwell In my pubic hair
Seemed to dance all through the night Do-si-do and alamand right Must have been a strange, strange sight In my pubic hair
(more stanzas go here--I can't be arsed)
If crabs were coins I would have riches To go along with all my itches But I killed the little sons of bitches In my pubic hair