Sing this to the tune of "On Top Of Old Smokey".

My aardvark wears snowshoes.
My grandmother's green,
And my red, neon necktie,
Can barely be seen.

My aardvark went shopping,
For a purple toupee',
When the F.B.I. stopped him,
On the Apian Way.

Then without any warning,
The G-man fell dead,
While visions of aardvarks,
Danced in his head.

Then a nine-legged chicken,
Laid an egg on his toes,
Which hatched out a Martian,
With a fourty foot nose.

The nose was so monsterous,
That it weighed down his head.
He turned with graet effort,
To the chicken and said,

"My aardvark wears snowshoes.
My grandmother's green,
And my red, neon necktie,
Can barely be seen."


Stephen Lee