Cheech Wizard sucks eternally! As for the Lizard King, his whereabouts remain mysterious to this day, despite the efforts of Jim Morrison fans to unravel the matter.

I think Guest raises a lot of extremely interesting points, guys, and I think the standard Mudcattian Elder Statesman routine of just rolling the eyes and making smart cracks about tinfoil beanie caps and stuff like that renders you a whole lot less to be taken seriously than him. ;-) You don't really have an argument, just an attitude.

Of course, when you're way up there on that gleaming ivory tower in the rarified air of your little tiny internet club that you've been in for the last few years...it's hard to see clearly all the way down to the ground, right?

He may be right. He may not. He may be partly right. And you don't know if he is or not. Neither do I, but I'm interested in what he's saying. You just don't like it that he rattles your comfort zone.