For the record, here are the lyrics Snuffy linked to:

Down the Dark Alley

The first time I saw her she was all dressed in white
All in white, all in white, she kept me up all night
Down the dark alley where nobody goes

The next time I saw her she was all dressed in pink
All in pink , all in pink, she made my fingers stink
Down the dark alley where nobody goes

The next time I saw her she was all dressed in blue
All in blue , all in blue, she showed me what to do
Down the dark alley where nobody goes

The next time I saw her she was all dressed in red
All in red, all in red, I shagged her 'till she bled
Down the dark alley where nobody goes

The next time I saw her she was all dressed in cream
All in cream, all in cream, I really made her scream
Down the dark alley where nobody goes

The next time I saw her she was all dressed in brown
All in brown, all in all in brown, I shagged her upside down
Down the dark alley where nobody goes

The next time I saw her she was all dressed in magenta
All in magenta, all in magenta, I came so hard I bent her
Down the dark alley where nobody goes

The next time I saw her she was all dressed in mauve
All in mauve, all in mauve, I sucked 'till my lips froze
Down the dark alley where nobody goes

The next time I saw her she was all dressed in green
All in green, all in green, I licked her pussy clean
Down the dark alley where nobody goes

The next time I saw her she was all dressed in beige
All in beige, all in beige, but not until I paid
Down the dark alley where nobody goes

The next time I saw her she was all dressed in grey
All in grey, all in grey, a little goes a very long way
Down the dark alley where nobody goes

The next time I saw her she was all dressed in rose
All in rose, all in rose, she's cheap and God it shows
Down the dark alley where nobody goes

The last time I saw her she was all dressed in black
All in black, all in black, I want my money back
Down the dark alley where nobody goes


Source: South East Nottinghamshire Venture Scout Song Book