And it'ssss sssstill the fourth day of Chrisssstmassss! I was ssso hoping your presssie would arrive sssssooner, but at leasssst it'sss sssstill Two Thoussssand Ssssix!

(I'm assssuming here that the package of which you sssspeak issss your pressssie...)

Ssssso have you unssssealed it yet?????


SRS'sss Antssssy SSssss (sssetting off fireworkssss in cssselebration of the good newssss!!)