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Thread #45868 Message #1921784
Posted By: Joe_F
29-Dec-06 - 09:05 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas...
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas
Richjoy: The version current at St Andrews University in 1959 was
(WARNING: NASTY & SEXIST):
Twelve twisted twats
Eleven lecherous lesbians
Ten torn-off testes
Nine gnawed-off nipples
Eight aching arseholes
Seven sex-starved spinsters
Six convicted vicars
Five choir boys
Four Boy Scouts
Three dirty whores
Two shit-house doors
And my lord Montague of Beaulieu.