I heard a version of The Waxies Dargle that included this alternate verse. I'm missing some of the lyrics but it went something like:

I took me dear ould mother-in-law
a swimming in the ocean
and the way she kicked and splashed about
well she made a great commotion
and I oh I laughed har har hee hee
something something something
for one of her legs was made of cork
and upside down she floated.

Does it ring any bells with anyone?

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