Amos warn yews that anyone who has gotten this far into this thread will be very sorry someone had to start with the tree puns...ya think of weird things sittin around the boiler late at night...

yours deeply regretfully,
Willie-O

I ent pining away fir yew, baby,
But I'd spruce myself up like a Colorado Blue
I'm nut aspen to be poplar,
Willow warn me where the coppices are
I wooden sitka dog on yew...

On the Ponderosa pining for a chance to loblolly
Got a stand of lodgepole baby you ain't never seen the like
I wooden pitch yew out, Norfolk around on yew
Red n Jack think I'm southern yellow, but I'm an eastern white guy too.

count 'em, nine species of pine. In one verse. Willow weep for me.

I am still more or less...
Willie-O