"Last year I made a lot of resolutions,
I broke each one as people always do.
In spite of that I'm not a bit discouraged:
So here's my plans for 1932.

My ma-in-law upset me,
in 1931
She said I was a wastrel,
but that was just in fun.
I hear she lies at death's door,
I'm going to pull her through
That's my good resolution,
For 1932"

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