Faster than a speeding wabbit,
More powerful than a jack halyard shanty,
Able to leap tall schooners in a single bound.

Look! Up in the sky!

It's a bird! It's a plane!

IT'S CHANTEYRANGER!!!!!!!!

Yes it's Chanteyranger, strange visitor from Kaiser-Permanente who came back to earth with isopropyl alcohol enhanced powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal Mudcatters. Chanteyranger - who can change the course of mighty sea songs, bend steel with his supersonic leg, and who, disguised as Eustace P McGargle, mild mannered Secret Santa to JennyO, fights the never-ending battle for good music, generosity, and a well-sung Sea Shanty!