why, when I was a lad, those jokes were already old....

"If 2 crumhorn players need to tune, and the cornamuse is making too much noise, what do they do?...why, they make the hirtenschalmei player squeeze the bladder pipe harder! Ha, ha, ha!...(you don't GET it? Ask MMario!)

(play the .wavs by clicking on the picture)
[you realize, when those instruments were new, the computers available to play those .wavs were powered by stream, fueled by peat fires!]