We got idiots comin' into my favorite bar regularly and I notice that their idiocy IS contagious. No doubt about it. The general attitude gets worse with every idiot that comes through the door. The topics of conversation take a nosedive straight to the gutter. The atmosphere starts to stink, both literally and the other way. With any luck, before the night is out, somebody gets a fist in his face, a black eye, or a busted nose, and it's all because of one simple thing: idiots who are contagious.

If you are an idiot, my advice is, stay home. Save us all the aggravation.