John from Kansas, lemme straighten you out on a coupla things.

The only reason God made monkeys was so apes (like me ferinstance) would have someone to shine their shoes fer 10 cents an hour.

The only reason God made gorillas was so chimps would have someone dumb enough to hire out fer $1.50 an hour to keep the monkey shoeshiners on the job.

And the only reason God made man was so chimps, gorillas, AND monkeys would have someone to laugh at after the shoeshinin' was all done!