Catspaw49.

'Round my neck of the woods you don't have to buy ass-wipes, they run wild on Capital Hill.

As for Mencken, he also said:

"Suppose two-thirds of the members of the ... House of Representatives were dumped into the Washington garbage incinerator tomorrow, what would we lose to offset our gain of their salaries and the salaries of their parasites?"
Of course "even a blind pig finds an acorn occasionally".

Fortunato