That post back aways wasn't me, it was one of my ranch hands, "Lonesome" Lipschitz. He's been known to sneak into the office here and post on my computer.

That boy had a hard time adjustin' to ranch life. He tried riding a horse but wanted to ride side-saddle, so we put him in charge of feeding the livestock. He's the last one to get a degree in animal husbandry from NYCC, I reckon.