. . . what I'm likely to get for the insane tuition I'm paying here.

Actually, college has been good for me in a lot of ways. I'll never use most of the academics (can we say "what do you plan to do with that *history major*"?), but I think I'm much healthier as a person for having spent four years 1,000 miles from home.

On a larger scale . . . experience, and knowing how to use it. I'm working on that.