The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #97731   Message #1926437
Posted By: Ross
04-Jan-07 - 10:27 AM
Thread Name: New Year at the Bull, Barton-in-mud,Beds
Subject: RE: New Year at the Bull, Barton-in-mud,Beds
Many apologies - it's been hard celebrating the new year and getting back in the groove

Worst joke of all time

Baby balloon tries to get into Bed with Mummy balloon and Daddy balloon - he is sent back to his own bed with a flea in his ear - later he sneaks back when they are asleep - he finds he can't fit in between them - so he lets some air out of Mummy balloon, then some air from Daddy balloon, then some air from himself

All fits perfectly and he falls asleep

When Daddy balloon wakes up and sees what Baby balloon has done

He rounds on Baby Balloon furiously - You've let your Mother down, You've let me down, and most importantly, you've let yourself down

It was one of Dereks