Cathy Campbell from Queensland had thoughts in her head,
About getting her tomcat some money.
And the bank didn't even think, her tom cats name,
'Messiah' was strange or just funny.

Cathys' credit card came through the post without fuss,
Along with the one for 'Messiah'
The interest rate was so favourable,
She thought t'would be three percent higher.

The limit on credit was extremely high,
And Cathy herself was high too.
But 'Messiah' didn't react much, at this good news,
All Messiah could say was Meeeuuuww.

Cathy ordered a CATalogue quick as she could,
To help her young tom cat to spend,
But she knew she should teach him to budget it well,
As CATastrophic debt, would be the end.