It's 11.50 at night. Policeman finds a car in a quiet lay-by with a bloke in the front seat reading a magazine and a young lady in the back, knitting.

Copper asks what they are doing and the guy says, "I'm reading a magazine and she's knitting!"

"And how old are you both?" asks the cop.

The bloke say's, "I'm 22 and in ten minutes she'll be 16!"

G-P