It's started! England cricket jokes.

Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

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Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Q. What advantage do Kevin Pietersen, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.


Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.