Was surfing tv and came across an intriguing title on the Moster Channel: The Monster that challenged the World. I clicked on the description out of curiosity, to find that it was about killer snails. And I thought to myself, "They couldn't have thought this out very clearly." Killer snails? "Look out, a killer snail is coming! "Alright, alright, just let me finish this program!"

I had to watch it long enough to see a killer snail attack someone.
For starters, these snails could outrun a cheetah. They looked suspiciously like a guy with a baggy rubber sleeve slipped over their head with a small shell attached on the back.

Boy, I hope I don't have nightmares tonight!

Jerry