Ahem! Fidjit?

It's norra case o' just gerrin pissed ye knaah! Ye can dee that on cheap Sainsbury's port (aah knaah! The' dee some nice stuff) but we are taalkin' Taylor's Late Bottled 2001 here!! Not a port te be mucked aboot with.

And a 35 year old Strathisla has te be worshipped and sipped - ye cannit just hoy it doon the back o' yer gregory, ye knaah!

Aah can see your point aboot the cheese burra dee like a drop o crumbly & creamy with a drop o' stuff - Although aah hev been knaahn te mop oot the last dregs in a scotch glass with a birra bread.

Aah luk forward te samplin' a drop o' both wi ye!