Where are you located, Colyn? If you're in Europe you can probably get some smoke in Amsterdam. If you're in California, I know some people who know some people in Humboldt County. Of course, that's medical smoke so it'll only work if your recorder's sick, not dead. If you're in the Carribean, can't help you with any smoke, but I know where you can get some good 'shrooms on Tortora.