Two guys carrying knives came into the carriage I was sitting in.They started threatening people,demanding their cell phones etc.I was reading a couple of computer magazines.I rolled them up together,as tight as possible and sat there till my turn came.One of the bastards aproached looking down at me and brandishing his knife.I jumped up,and jammed the rolled up magazines under his nose.He went down,there was blood gushing from his face.Two other passengers stopped his mate from running away.The police asked me what I'd hit the guy with...I showed them the rolled up magazines,not an offensive weapon I was told!I told them that a rolled up newspaper,folded double can also do a lot of dammage too.
David