Gan on Fidjit! Madeira an' mince pies sounds the biz.

Aah can see that it wez a canny day when aah forst set foot on this site!

90 days te gan? Aah'm that pleased that cheggers didn't need uz at Fareham this year - He'd been very canny tiv uz ower the years but aah've aalwez fancied a trip alang the M4 after meetin' MiskinMan at Sooty's Railway FC in Pompey

Aah can see me liver's ganna get a work oot and nee mistake