God hates fags- that's why Mary's cut down to 10 a day now, and promised to get a new set of curlers. Jesus has knocked off the Holy Spirit for a new year's resolution, though I bet it won't last long, and anyway where's all the communion wine gone, they don't call him the Last Supper because he goes to bed early? The Angel Gabriel has been warned off annunciating to any more virgins. Moses has given up going down in Egypt's land. Mary Magdalen has promised to sin no more than she ought to. And as for Saint peter's cock....