Great. I'm a candidate for a kidney transplant. I hope the donor, whoever he or she is, likes clawhammer banjo. I also hope it's a he, Lord knows what could happen to me with a woman's kidney. ALthough, maybe I'll become neat and clean for a change. What if it's a murderer's kidney? No, wait, that was an old movie I saw years ago, and it was a hand transplant. I shouldn't have opened this thread.