Probably my worst: My parents had just sold their house in Kent and moved to N Wales. I was still living and working in Kent and I went to a party and got rather drunk. It was about a 4 mile walk back to where I was living and I passed my parents old house and decided that as it was empty, I would break in.

I did this, turned all the power and heating on and wrapped myself in a carpet. I woke up the following morning to some laughter from outside and went to answer to door and found myself face to face with the new owner who was showing a friend his new property.

Fortunately for me, he had a good sense of humur and nothing more was said about the incident.

On embarrising things, I will never forget the first time I went back to Jayne's house. The first thing I remember Pebbles, her daughter, saying was "mum do you remember the time when you were so drunk that you just sat on the floor and weed yourself"

Jon