Michael, quit messin' with that sail,
Hallelujah.
Come down here and help me bail.
Hallelujah.
Don Firth
P. S. Credit where credit is due (or is that "blame?"): Jon Pfaff. I've known Jon off and on since the early 60s. As you can see by the content of the web page, he is occasionally given to that sort of thing. . . .