Now, see, this is what happens to me on Mudcat. I enter a thread with a puzzling title, innocent lamb to the slaughter, and end up spending half an hour reading a five year old grumbling session regarding low-end percussion instruments. Why? No idea, just get sucked in because some of you turn a neat phrase, and here and there a gem droppeth (and other things too, but, well...)

There aren't too many shaky eggs hereabouts, but metal spoon players are rather frowned on by the fidlegentia.