Nice variant on "Yanks go home". Yanks go to Iraq. Our boys come home. You can carry the can for your invasion.

Oh, by the way, when you find out how to make it work, can we borrow you to pacify Ireland? We "conquered" it (now that was, nakedly, an attempt at territorial acquisition, but that was life in those days) before the Armada (I know that's a long time ago by your standards) - and you spent recent history saying the terrorists bombing civilians to drive us out of there were "freedom fighters". But for some reason you don't apply the same logic to Iraq.