Many years ago I was in a pub in the Manchester area where Mike Harding comes from. His record "Rochdale Cowboy" was being played on the jukebox. I turned to the 70 something old wino who had been tapping me up for a drink and said " This singer comes from around here y'know" "Yes,the vision of loveliness,(NOT)"replied " He was having sexual relations with me a while ago"

Harding was about 30 at that time so I incredulously asked "What,Mike Harding?"

'No you daft bugger,him who has just come in through the pub door" she said indicating another 70 something wino.

I do seem to attract 'em!!