Partly right guys - yes some were from the "Two Ronnies", but at least one was from "Round The Horne". They also used to have similar "fake announcement" type jokes on "I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again". (I did say they were old jokes!)

And finally the Weather Forecast: it'll be dry in Rye, cool in Goole, and if you live in Lissingdown take an umbrella. (© 2 Ronnies)