I was a dreadful scholar.
I found all the lessons hard.
The only thing I knew for sure was three feet make a yard.
To count to ten I used my fingers.
If I needed more.
By getting my shoes and socks off.
I could count to twenty-four.
(Pause...count: 1 2 3 4 5....) To twenty-five!
I'm Jake the peg, deedle eedle eedle um.
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.