John Smith sees a road accident.

   When the police arrive, one says to J.S.,"I gather,sir,you saw the accident. I'll have to take a few particulars.

"Name,sir?"

"John Smith."

"No,sir,you're real name please."

"Oh.Oh,put me down as Winston Churchill."

"Win. ston. Church. ill. Thank you,sir. We don't take any of that 'John Smith stuff."




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